You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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