just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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