I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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