dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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