if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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