Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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