I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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