But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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