Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
