I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
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You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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