this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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