Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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