The brown eye won't let me do that either.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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