you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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