we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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