Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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