Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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