how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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