those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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