she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You pole danced in your parka.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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