I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Randomize
