I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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