oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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