it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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