Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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