she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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