So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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