dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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