I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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