You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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