please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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