I'm lost and stupid without you.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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