she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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