Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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