Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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