how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Randomize
