He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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