I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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