How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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