Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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