dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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