i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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