I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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