if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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