Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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