She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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