if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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