She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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