fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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