You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
How naked do you want me to be?
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