I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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