some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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