3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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