Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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