It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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