You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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